In a post-Friday-lunch-prandial blog trawl, I ended up at the Adam Smith Institute, admiring their new blog design, and spotted blog entries from Jokesmith. Here are a couple of their jokes:

Joke 1

There’s a knock on the door, but when the woman answers it, there’s only a snail. She picks it up and throws it across the yard. Two weeks later, there’s another knock on the door. The woman answers the door, and there’s the snail again. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

Joke 2 [Suitably altered for a UK audience]

Snow White was working around the cottage one day, when a dull roar came from the mine where the Seven Dwarfs worked. Cave-in. She rushed to the scene. She crawled through the smoke and the dust and the fallen timbers and came to a huge crater. “Hello,” she called, “Is anyone down there?”

A little voice came back: “I believe Tony Blair and New Labour are innocent of any wrongdoing, and only have our welfare at heart. Stop getting at them, and they’ll instinctively do the right thing.”

Snow White said, “Thank heaven! Dopey is still alive.”