Yours for £70 million, but to you, my son, I could knock a bit off.

Just a mile or two away from Lightwater is Updown Court, on Chertsey Road in Windlesham, a snip at £70 million. 

If you want a ‘gross out’ video of marble and gold, you’ll find none better than Updown Court’s promotional video.

What do you get for £70 million?

Well, there’s a heated marble driveway, 103 rooms, 13 bedroom suites, stables, five swimming pools, squash courts, two lane automated 10-pin bowling alley, tennis courts, 1,750 seat cinema, and helipad.

Oh well, I’m sure to have missed so much.

I wonder who’ll eventually be in residence?